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I want to join Mensa. More accurately, I want infiltrate their nerd-hive. I am going to see if I can get a “Dr.Nick”-style intelligence test.

I am too cheap to travel to Edmonton and pay ninety bucks to write an exam. But I hear Mensans have a great auto-insurance rate, and the chicks are easy.

Ok, I made that up, but, I can’t stop thinking about how fun it would be to blog an exposé on the seedy world of Mensa.

I bet they all have dirty little AES-encrypted secrets steganographed into their charter. Like about the time they made contact with aliens, or cornered the silicon market with diabolical Goldfinger-esque panache. I must expose these elitist imbonitites.

I’ll keep you posted on my progess..

Regards,

Jordo